This is pretty much how every subsequent game has also played out. She kept right on placing statue after statue of guinea pigs around the temple to Somm and filled the room with seven identical renditions of Adil Worldcloistered the Cavy Sow devouring a lettuce that was smeared out into a spiral, as commissioned by the Hot Diamonds, a local Dwarven government. Within minutes both my loungeroom and the fortress had been plunged into tantrum-filled chaos mixed with tears with the sole exception of this one cheery dwarf. Words can not describe the absolute howl of anguish from my son as guinea pig after guinea pig was caught up helplessly in the rising flood waters and flushed away by the fast-flowing underground stream never to be seen again. We were just starting to fill the halls with statue after statue of guinea pigs when the warmer weather came and the frozen river melted, and with it the wall of ice forming one side of the subterranean cavy pen. But you know, without mentioning I don’t have an axe.) I guess I’ll be socializing and playing with my pet guinea pigs then. I tried setting them to only chop wood and they were like, ‘OK, Boss. It took me a while to figure out why the woodcutters were so happy and why they refused to chop down trees. (They didn’t have any beds because it turned out we had apparently embarked without any axes so as to make room for more guinea pigs. Next, of course, the dwarves must make a workshop to start carving statues of guinea pigs. Unfortunately, it was snowing, which made the guinea pigs grouchy so my son decreed his dwarves should excavate a snug underground den for the guinea pigs and start putting them in there. To be fair, given the usual stories from DF, I couldn’t see this outpost lasting very long anyway so why not hundreds of guinea pigs? My son mandated that they were strictly pets, not for food or leather or to be sold.Īnyway, the dwarves arrived with their wagon load of guinea pigs and struck the earth near a frozen river in a pleasant glade in the middle of a pine forest. You can fit a surprising amount of guinea pigs on your wagon. We started and my son decreed we should prepare carefully by jettisoning everything useful and just taking hundreds of guinea pigs. (Technically cavies, cavy sows, cavy boars, cavy pups, cavy demons, were-cavies, zombie cavies, cavy-men, half-cavy nightmare beasts that spawned at the beginning of history and are the only one of their kind etc.) He also told my son that there were Guinea Pigs in the game and you could get the Dwarves to make statues of guinea pigs. My brother has been playing this game and telling me to play this game for years. Stopped refuse piles that also have armor/finished good settings from degrading contents.Made all stockpiles not include the refuse option.Allowed most water-based jobs that use buckets to use partially-filled water buckets in addition to empty buckets.Stopped dwarves without working grasps from trying to get goblets to drink, failing, and dying of thirst.Added more fortification images to indicate direction and material.Added crop/sprout pictures for outdoor plants.Added graphics for many child/baby creatures.Cleaned out lingering data from autosaves and manual saves that could cause corruption if multiple worlds were active.This also includes dragon hatchings! How cute! Other important fixes for buckets and refuse stockpiles. Today's patch features the much-anticipated baby update including sprites for children and babies for many of the creatures and outdoor plants.
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